G's

This place is advertised as 9pm to 1am. Turns out 9pm is just when the doors open. I hung around in the downstairs bar until around 12:15 before anything happened. Seems they were waiting for enough guys to turn up to make it worthwhile to put on a show. Eventually about 10 guys, mostly squaddies from the local army depot, had gathered in the upstairs room which was a bit like a church hall with metal chairs all around the sides and zero atmosphere. Three girls then one at a time tried to extract a few quid from the audience before doing their thing. Private lapdances are offered behind a jumble-sale curtain but I wasn't in any mood for that. I went home at 12:45 after just 30 minutes of the show. I won't be going back.